Selections from Issue Zero
We made Longshot Magazine over one weekend in May. Over 1,500 submissions came into our pop-up HQ and 35 editors selected 70 pieces to fill the paper magazine.
Here, we present a representative sample of the outstanding work contained in the print edition.
Dr. Pierce's Modern Cure
by Evan Ratliff, Art by Patrick Guarino & Corey Scherrer
At the height of his empire, Pierce was reported to be raking in over $1 million a year on international sales of his books, pellets, and tonics.
A Brief History of the Hustle
By Angela Watercutter, Illustrations by Wendy MacNaughton
Your favorite hip-hop hero was far from the first musician to embrace the virtue of hard work, self-reliance, and, er, prostitution.
The Diamond Thief
By Erik Malinowski, Photo by Mark Rabinowitz
No one in baseball history was—and probably will ever be—better at stealing bases than Rickey Henderson.
20 Minutes with Lady Gaga
by Rob Dubbin, Art by Matt Novak
Lady Gaga had just ended her self-imposed exile to low earth orbit and was back to do some press before kicking off her 50-city, 10-arcology tour of what remained of Europe.
Coup d’État
by Ryan Miller, Art by Nicholas Rombes
Isaac Miller spends almost all his daylight hours cradling bees’ eggs, sampling their honey, and tricking their drones into breeding extra queens.
Talking Shit
By David Downs, Illustration by Conor Buckley
An interview with Justin Halpern, creator of the wildly popular Twitter feed @shitmydadsays.
The Gold Diggers
Photo Essay by Andy Isaacson
Gold fever has funded wars and empires. It even built the state of California. Now, it’s destroying the Amazon.
Aunt Genevieve
by Mallory Richardson, Photo by Duncan Harris
Every day, without fail, she would have a bottle of Guinness, sometimes a martini, two cigarettes and a packet of mints. She never paid for anything.
The Lesser Evil
by Reeves Wiedeman, Art by Ryan Catbird
“See, you kids, you come in and say, ‘I want a seat and I’ll give you 10 bucks for it,’ and I just wanna crack you in the fucking head,” Scott said. “Do you go to your job and work for free? Show some respect.”
Fancy Pants
by Evan James, Photo by Evelyn Lee
There comes a day in every young man’s life when circumstances beyond his control require him to leave the home and buy new pants.












